Online expert advice sites are not for cheap phone sex!
In the few years that I’ve been doing online medical counseling, I’ve had some real computer geeks. Sometimes I scratch my head and wonder how anyone could possibly think it’s appropriate to hire a doctor by the minute and try to get them to have phone sex. Okay, I’m a woman but… you have to wonder about the mental stability of guys who do those things. Of course, since many Indian doctors are online charging a pittance for their advice, the rest of us have to lower our prices to compete. I guess a couple of bucks a minute is still a lot cheaper than the $9.99 a minute they charge a man for real phone sex.
Such practices are strictly prohibited on a legitimate online expert service, of course, so guys are very quick to remind you of that. They get rejected, over and over again, from who knows how many female doctors at each site. I guess that might fit the bill, if they happen to turn you on with rejection. Then there are the guys who post photos of themselves doing something gross and unnatural. They’re obviously looking to surprise someone, but they’re probably going to be disappointed with that as well. Most doctors have seen enough weird things humans do to themselves that nothing surprises or surprises them. One of those guys hired me to look at his photos and give him my medical opinion on what was being done. He seemed very disappointed that I wasn’t shocked and horrified; my suggestion was that he seek counseling, quickly, and stop what he was doing to himself. Doctors hate to see people commit suicide, slowly or otherwise.
I guess I have to admit that the guys trying to get cheap phone sex are at least thinking smart about how to get what they need at a price they can afford. It’s fun though; Aren’t there sites out there where you can get that for free? Our society is so obsessed with sex that it’s hard to imagine paying for that kind of thing. Here’s a hint for guys looking for cheap phone sex in all the wrong places (like expert advice sites): An actual expert advice site has rules that don’t allow sexually oriented role-playing. You may be able to get advice on sexual matters, but that advice will usually be given in a very professional way… like in a medical or psychological profession, not the “older profession”.
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