10 signs you’re dating a crazy mess

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On one of my all-time favorite shows, “How I Met Your Mother,” there is an absolutely hilarious character named Barney Stinson who is obviously based on a fashion artist. I am aware that it is just a television show, but many of your observations coincide with mine, that is, your crazy graphic; Basically, the sexier the girl is, the more willing men are to put up with her madness.

Unfortunately, I’m here to tell you that many, many beautiful and hot women come up with a recipe for extra strong CRAZY.

I’ve dated a Playboy cybermodel, pin-up model, runway fashion model, strippers and dancers, cocktail waitresses, shooting girls, pageant queens, and a whole range of hot crazy things both tall and short.

I am also friends with many beautiful pornstars, actresses, and even one of our former girls from the ABC wing of the attraction is now Miss October from Playboy! So I think I can safely say that I have a pretty good sample size on which to base my observations, certainly subjective.

I’m just listing these characteristics so you know what to expect once you really learn how to attract, approach, seduce, and date very beautiful and attractive women.

They’re not all crazy hot messes, so it’s doubtful that the hot model you’re dating (or hoping to date) has all ten of these traits (and woe to you if she does), but here are some habits. I’ve seen it over and over again. REMEMBER: You can’t change a person if they don’t want to change and you shouldn’t try. So don’t be Captain Save’a’Ho.

10 signs you’re dating a hot and crazy model

1. She is totally self-centered: Now I say this neither to be bad nor to indicate that they are bad people, but as I always say, if you can think from a woman’s perspective, you will be better. Now I want you to imagine growing up as a little kid and everyone was nice to you. They all bought you gifts, they all did favors for you, they were all considerate of you. You were never the last person to be chosen in sports or projects and everyone wanted to be around you.

That is the life of an incredibly beautiful woman. The reason they are self-centered is because they are literally the center of the universe for many people and they have no reason to think otherwise. This, combined with habit no. 3, also explains why it looks like a complete scale. Not because she’s being mean or cruel about it (though that might as well be the case), or using you (though that might as well be the case), but things happen and something or someone with a bigger, better date came up and dragged her away. in a fit of spontaneity, literacy, high courage and dominance.

2. She is a natural flirt: They are very sociable and socialized. I have met these girls who will flirt with not only the hottest male models, but penniless strangers off the street with equal abandon and opportunity. Whether you are a tall white man or a short fobby Asian, these girls are completely willing to talk about anything with anyone simply because they don’t know any other way to behave. Approach anxiety is a completely foreign concept in their minds, and they don’t even know what it means from a man’s perspective (which also explains why it’s EASIER to talk to more attractive women than unattractive women). Everyone in the world is willing to talk to them and they love to respond right away. If you are dating her, you might mistakenly think that she is flirting with random men (although it is very possible that she is), but you should not automatically assume that you will appear insecure otherwise.

3. She is always late: These girls will be late for their own funerals. In part, you might guess, it’s because they’re selfish and self-centered (see Habit # 1) … and you wouldn’t be completely wrong. However, this is not always the case: he is constantly late because wherever he goes, things happen to him around him and every hour. People always do you favors, talk to you, and your phone explodes (see habit # 6). She is constantly “harassed” and for her it is something normal and everyday. The simple act of walking to the grocery store can become an adventure for them, since with every step they take, someone approaches her or an orbiter calls her on the phone or a Facebook creeper stalks her profile. This is how they live their lives and this is why women thrive on drama – their lives are never dull, but they are not on time either.

4. She is a schemer: One thing I’ve seen with beautiful girls is that even though a ridiculous amount of shit happens to them, somehow things do come true. I’ve heard the craziest schemes on how to get rich … and then get rich (or at least in temporary possession of money), although not with that particular scheme. I’ve also been part of the best-orchestrated plan that would rival D-Day and the Normandy assault, all to be fired for the whims and whims of these superb tacticians.

In other words, they’re always doing something that typically involves the help of random strangers, orbiters, acquaintances, friends, lovers, and would-be lovers who eventually, in a similar way to “Ocean’s Eleven,” put enough things together to get something done. it works for them. Hell, I’ve gotten lost in a non-English speaking country where I didn’t speak the language and just having a beautiful girlfriend on my arm helped me get an amazing police escort to the city and a free stay at a luxury hotel. It is as if they live an enchanted life.

5. She is completely disorganized: This doesn’t end at work or play – from your professional life to your personal life, it’s all one big, messy, hot mess. I can’t count the times I’ve driven on an exotic dancer’s nomadic jeeps where they spend their entire lives with the beautiful model surfing on the couch at a friend’s house. These hot chicks not only don’t have their stuff together, they just can’t. This may have a lot to do with their being used to everything that is done for them; They never learned enough practical life skills to keep things straight.

6. She is connected to her phone: These hot chicks can’t escape the constant blasts they get from people through calls, texts, Facebook, Twitter … it’s never done with them! The girls filter their phone calls, it’s no secret, but it’s because if they don’t, they would be on the phone ALL DAY. It’s not uncommon for them to go to bed and wake up eight hours later to several new friend requests and followers, numerous text messages, and dozens of Facebook notifications (at least half of which are random losers hitting them). . It is imperative to understand that people are constantly contacting you and wanting to be in touch with them. You can’t hope to isolate her socially; Not only is that impossible, he will simply appear to be a possessive, controlling, and soon-to-be ex-boyfriend. (One tactic I’ve used before is to just take the battery out of her phone, that way she just thinks her phone died ergo no interruptus coitus)

7. She is loved or hated: Her beauty and sexuality provoke immediate polarizing reactions in people. Obviously, men will be instantly attracted to them, but it also polarizes men to become more aggressive and act on their natural instincts or become too terrified to do more than stare. Women will also react in a similar way; Either they will try to be incredibly nice and be the drone to their queen bee or they will hate her, both behind her back and to her face. One of the funniest bed and breakfast weekend getaways I have ever had with a beautiful girl was where all the old ladies hated her; We literally couldn’t take a break because all the elders hated her and weren’t shy about it either!

8. She is physically and facially expressive: Maybe it’s all the practice they get from putting on their “O” face, but these beautiful women know how to communicate without words. They understand the power of their smiles, the way their heads are fucked, and the sparkle in their eyes. They can communicate more with their face and body language than any so-called Pick Up Artist with their canned routines and DHV. Non-verbal play is more important than verbal play and they know how to work both.

9. She is over-sexualized: For these beautiful girls, there is more than one type of sex. Sometimes they have sex because they want the guy, because they are just horny and find something that meets their standards, or because they want to make sure they can still have on-call sex. Whatever the reason, sex doesn’t always mean the same thing to them. Beautiful women are usually VERY good in bed because they have obviously had a lot of practice (obviously there are exceptions that are always very, very disappointing); for them, sex doesn’t have to have the strong emotional bond that they might have with another person. It doesn’t mean that she is cheating on you (although she could be), it just means that beautiful women always have the OPTION to have sex with any guy (though that’s not the point for her, she wants to have sex with “the only guy”).

10. She is your body’s worst enemy: Whether it’s food, wine, or your sperm, crazy beautiful women know how to throw up to keep their weight down. More than half of women in the United States have some form of body dysmorphia during their lifetime, where they perceive themselves as fat or are afraid of gaining weight. Although you think they are beautiful, when they look in the mirror, they see imperfections and flaws in abundance. By taking action by vomiting, going on crazy diets, and making exercise plans or ingesting laxatives, your goddess bodies come at a very high personal cost.

To be fair, these beautiful train accidents are simply a product of their upbringing, but they are just that: beautiful, but insane.

Keeping up with her is not an easy task, but it can also be one of the most entertaining and fun experiences you’ve ever had.

If you haven’t dated one of these types of women yet, I highly recommend that you put your game together and give it a try, at least so you can say you’ve dated Playboy model material.

And if you’ve never dated a true blue model, isn’t it about time you learned how? Register now for a bootcamp on the ABCs of attraction!

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