Masturbation test: separating fact from fiction
Masturbation is arguably the favorite solo activity of most men, and it also has benefits for penis health – masturbating the penis helps keep virility in good working order. But how much does the average man know about masturbation? Why not take the following questionnaire and check it out?
Questions
1. True or false. Men who have partner sex regularly are more likely to masturbate than men who do not have partner sex regularly.
Certain. It is not clear exactly why this is so, but it may be related to sex that produces more testosterone, which in turn increases sexual desire.
two. True or false. Some men never masturbate.
It’s true, at least according to research. No legitimate survey has found that 100% of respondents admitted to masturbating. (And this may be due to some extent to confusion about what constitutes masturbation or whether a question is about masturbating regularly.) However, almost all men are likely to masturbate at some point in their lives.
3. When is National Masturbation Month (in the US)?
A. January
B. May
C. July
D. November
B. May is designated as the month to celebrate self sexually, but that shouldn’t stop a man from indulging himself for the other eleven months!
Four. The current world record for the longest masturbation session is:
A. 2 hours, 15 minutes
B. 3 hours, 51 minutes
C. 7 hours, 10 minutes
D. 9 hours, 58 minutes
D. 9 hours, 58 minutes. That marathon masturbation record was set by Japan’s Masanobu Sato in 2009, breaking his own previous record of 9 hours and 33 minutes. (It is not known how many days it took for her doll to recover.)
Hugo López from Argentina has a different record, that of the most ejaculations in a 24 hour period. He put it in 2013 when he masturbated to release 83 times in one day.
5. True or false. Masturbation is never mentioned in the Bible.
Fake. Or maybe True. Certainly the word masturbation is never used, but there are several passages that some people interpret to refer to masturbation. For example, Genesis tells of a man named Onan who “spills his seed.” Many believe that this refers specifically to masturbation (hence the origin of “onanism” as a synonym for masturbation). However, many also believe, instead, that this refers to Onan withdrawing his penis from the vagina before ejaculating, to practice birth control.
6. True or false. Some studies indicate that masturbation can help reduce the chance of prostate cancer in men later in life.
Certain. Again, this has to do with the “use it or lose it” that applies to so many things. The more active the penis, the healthier the prostate, due to its role in creating semen through prostate fluid. Exercise keeps your prostate healthier, in other words.
7. One estimate puts the average number of Americans who masturbate in a given minute of the day at 797,151 people. This is more people than:
A. Can fit in Yankee Stadium for 10 games.
B. Participated in the 2016 New York City Marathon.
C. Lives throughout the state of Alaska.
All previous.
E. None of the above.
All previous. Pretty impressive for an activity that most people hate to admit they enjoy.
This quiz only scratches the surface of the facts about masturbation. Here’s another one: Masturbation is even more enjoyable when the penis is healthy, so use a top-notch penis health cream. (Health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven to be gentle and safe for the skin) it is animated. Since rough or overzealous masturbation can rub the penis raw, a cream with a combination of moisturizers, such as high-end emollient shea butter and natural moisturizer Vitamin E, can moisturize and soothe damaged skin. Such rough handling can also cause some virility desensitization, which is why the use of a cream with a neuroprotective ingredient such as acetyl L carnitine is also recommended.