Bedrooms that I have known

I am a Feng Shui consultant and wanted to share some cartoons about “bedrooms I have known” (at least as a Feng Shui consultant!). One of the most memorable said the following: I was telling this woman that she should be careful what she keeps under the bed, especially if it has to do with ex-boyfriends, or something bad or dangerous.

Well, we got down on our knees and started pulling things out from under the bed. Not only did we find a box with every letter her ex ever wrote, we found gifts he had given her, and (here’s the kicker) we found a SWORD under her bed! Along with this was a lot of dust, a board game called “Risk”, and a few other benefits. Needless to say, we were horrified.

On another occasion, I was consulting for a man in Boston, and he shared with me his propensity for piling up piles of papers. I didn’t really understand the full impact of what he was saying until he showed me his room. In EVERY available inch of floor space, were these neatly stacked piles of papers. The only space visible on the floor was a small path for him to get into her bed. He also admitted that he probably hadn’t vacuumed in 7 years.

You know, people wonder why their lives are ruined. I’ve seen it all. In another memorable concert, a woman slept under a giant beam that basically cut her in two (energetically speaking). Add to this that she also had a sword on the wall, directly above her head, and guess what was in their relationship area? Dirty clothes!

Then came the moment when I found suitcases in someone else’s relationship area. I asked them, “Do you often have long distance relationships that never work out?” “How did you know?” They asked. Like I said, I’ve seen pretty crazy things out there.

Here are my parting words. Clean up your clutter and remember ALL your senses when it comes to your bedroom. This means that not only should you look good, smell good, and feel good, but if you do, you are on your way to good Feng Shui.